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03

Jun

Don’t laugh at me, but maybe we can be each other’s soulmates?
Charlotte York, Sex and the City
Sexy is what I try to get them to see after I win them over with my personality
Miranda, Sex and the City
I’ve been rejected by someone I wasn’t interested in— I hate when that happens.
Stanford Blatch, Sex and the City
Yeah. I’ve gotten that silence. Or I’ve said it and I’ve just been laughed at. It’s shitty.

Yeah. I’ve gotten that silence. Or I’ve said it and I’ve just been laughed at. It’s shitty.

(Source: lovequotesrus)

Zodiac Fears--actually I have a love hate relationship with change, I hate when things I'm comfortable with change and yet I always crave it when depressed.

Aries:
separation/detachment
Taurus:
change
Gemini:
being alone
Cancer:
feeling unloved
Leo:
being ignored
Virgo:
disorder
Libra:
anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that'll destroy their life
Scorpio:
failure and inadequacy
Sagittarius:
being controlled
Capricorn:
being misunderstood and not being good enough
Aquarius:
being locked in
Pisces:
upsetting others and rejection

When people take forever to text back.

So you gonna take 15 minutes huh? I’ll take 17

Oh my gosh. I’m so petty. I do this.

(Source: hennyandcoke)

This would be relevant to me, but the fact that they misspelled wasting is driving me nuts. WAIST is the the thing on our body that we are all trying to shrink. Wasting is what I’m doing with that idiot. 

This would be relevant to me, but the fact that they misspelled wasting is driving me nuts. WAIST is the the thing on our body that we are all trying to shrink. Wasting is what I’m doing with that idiot. 

My new owl pendant. :D 

My new owl pendant. :D 

That’s because there is nothing better to do there.
iheartwisco:

This slogan is really the only reason I remember when Wisconsin became a state.

That’s because there is nothing better to do there.

iheartwisco:

This slogan is really the only reason I remember when Wisconsin became a state.

#45 damn. People are surprised when I DON’T speak.

#63 They ask me why I don’t stop talking.

#79 I always make eye contact and it’s rather disconcerting. 

#127 I’m always fun. I’m only really boring with people I’m close with.

I guess I’m not shy.

(Source: ainath)

LOL. this is a little messed up but I laughed like a jerk.

LOL. this is a little messed up but I laughed like a jerk.

(Source: arrowkdash88)

LOL.
theepichumor:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

Ew.

That awkward moment when someone you follow reblogs some creepy hentai crap and you’re not expecting it when scrolling down your dash.

Also I’m watching The Vow. Love. Love. Love. ♥

02

Jun

laracasey:

Note to self: surround yourself with people who challenge you to be your very best and hold you accountable. Study the scriptures to know what “your best” should be. DO your best. Then study the scriptures some more and keep doing it. There is nothing better than good friends who love you and lead by their actions as an example and always lead you back to God. We are the average of the five people we spend the most time with. -Jim Rohn Live in His word and give as much as you can to others. Life is too short to waste a single moment not giving it our best! You will always know what to do and give when you draw near to God. Always. He never fails. Come near to God and He will come near to you. - James 4:8

laracasey:

Note to self: surround yourself with people who challenge you to be your very best and hold you accountable. Study the scriptures to know what “your best” should be. DO your best. Then study the scriptures some more and keep doing it. There is nothing better than good friends who love you and lead by their actions as an example and always lead you back to God. We are the average of the five people we spend the most time with. -Jim Rohn Live in His word and give as much as you can to others. Life is too short to waste a single moment not giving it our best! You will always know what to do and give when you draw near to God. Always. He never fails. Come near to God and He will come near to you. - James 4:8

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Aw.

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one